"You Might Be A Wedding Planner If..."

You Might Be A Wedding Planner If...

*your 2-year-olds birthday party had: seating arrangements, place cards and a timeline
*it takes you two weeks and four vendors to plan dinner
*you can pretty much do all your household chores & run errands while wearing heels
*your to-do lists are in calligraphy
*75% or more of your Facebook friends are wedding vendors
*you insist Thanksgiving begin with a rehearsal dinner
*you have an emergency stack of linens in your trunk
*you know every Starbucks within a 30 mile radius...and they greet you by name
*your work desk has a centerpiece
*your last Easter dinner was more extravagant than most weddings...
including your personal chocolate fountain, dessert bar and specialty drink
*you can tie a chair sash in 3 seconds flat - blindfolded
*you can fix anything with tape, safety pins or super glue
*you know the floorplan of every venue within a 50 mile radius
*you always show up 2 hours early just to make sure everything is "set"
*you send out 'save-the-dates' for your football parties
*which begins with a cocktail hour and butlered hors d'oeuvres
*and....your dining room table chairs are covered in chair covers and sashes in your team colors
*you know the exact number of votives that fit on 72" rounds (tables!)
*every time you leave church, you envision sparklers, bubbles or rose petal exits
*wedding cake and fast food become major food groups
*you always carry over-sized purses, not only because it's fashionable,
but because you need the room for everything but the kitchen sink
(emergency kit, contracts, your over-stuffed planner...)